Mice go creeping round the bend

Tip toeing here and there.

You can hear them in the cupboard when you are asleep.

Intelligent mice creep while you sleep.

 

With their little ears, nose and tail,

They peep at all the goodies they shall eat.

With one long night and a dozen intelligent mice

The cheese will be gone forever.

 

Though they are hard to catch and are never seen

People call them stupid and mean.

I think if they looked in a mirror

They would see a big hypocrite staring back, obscene.

 

If you see an intelligent mouse

Please let me know.

I have a message I would like to send

For the mice that are unknown.

 

To all those intelligent mice who would like to be free

Come join me in my laboratory.

I honestly swear I won't hurt you so

                                  Just a simple experiment and then you can go.